34 Memes for Moms and Dads That Nail the Honest Truth About Parenting

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    Cleaning up after serving your kids spaghetti with tomato sauce for dinner 12032
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    Me at 9pm after my kids have sucked the life out of my body and soul
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    When you go back and look at what you've spent on daycare over the years
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    My husband, when I ask him why he's been in the bathroom for 45 mins while the kids are screaming, I'm cooking dinner, and the baby needs a bath. AG0
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    Other Moms: My kids go to bed without a fuss. Me: Cool. Tonight I googled "tranquilizer darts for home use."
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    Mom: Waking up Saturday morning
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad Becoming a parent means realizing that my own parents didn't do breakfast for dinner as a fun treat, they were just completely f'king exhausted
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    Me letting my spouse know we've almost made it through bedtime THE END IS NEAR
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    If you don't know this bathroom we can NOT be friends
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    When I'm letting the kids trash the entire house so I can have a few minutes of relaxation
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    WHEN IT'S 7PM, YOUR CHILD DIDN'T EAT THEIR DINNER, THE HOUSE IS A MESS AND YOU'VE GOT 101 THINGS TO DO So, I sat there and had a glass of wine...
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    When you've played with your kids on the floor and need to learn how to walk again
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    When your kids start yelling before you can take your first sip of coffee in the morning...
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    "isn't parenting just the most magical journey?" me:
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    Every photo of your kid from ages 1-4 Souff
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    Me trying to get over the baby gate without opening it.
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    me waiting for my kid to stop whining about a sippy cup he already has @realtoughdad
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    "...so just to be clear, you're not cooking dinner then?" ngmemes
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    Me *returns from a vacation: Unpacks, does laundry, cleans, cooks, bathes kid, checks mail... My husband: SNAPPER
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    When it's your husbands night to put the kids to bed and you hear them being little
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    Wife: Don't be too rough with the kids Husband: Ok Also Husband: ZURU XSHOT
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    When you tell your kid it's bedtime but your husband tells him he can have 5 more minutes (I'll kill you.)
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    Me at "meet the teacher" night Me every day at drop off
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    My spouse and I having drinks while we watch the kids destroy the house Sinifte
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    Me and my husband: "Let's watch that movie we've been meaning to watch tonight." Me and my husband later that night: the DEEP TRACKS ONLY
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    When a kid talks back to their mom it's the dad's job to do this
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    Watch more cocomelon or sit on this chair @chorusinthechaos
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    My spouse and I in the shower after a long difficult day with the kids ash App APP Cash App
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    When "dog moms" try to give me parenting advice
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    Me telling my wife about the awesome time I had with the boys while she was home with the kids
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    Me pouring myself one drink after the kids go to bed
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    Me: come say hi to our guests My kid:
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    *watching a cartoon with my kid* *they lose interest and leave the room* Me:
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    My wife and I walking through our kid's room

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